einn gamall...

 

...en samt fyndinn. fúinndin..

langur kálfur en lestann. um þegar evrópa ákvað að enska yrði aðaltungumálið.

með smávægilegum breytingum þó...

The Europian union commissioners have announced that agreements have been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibiltily.

As part of the negotiations, her Majesty´s Goverment conceded that English spelling had some room for improvemet, and has accepted a five year phase-in plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish.

In the first year "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf 20  persent shorter.

In the third year publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Goverments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it would go.

By the fourth yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vuld of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yar, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrifin vil find it ezi tu undrstand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kom tru! Ze Reich - ops- United Europ, vil last tausend yirs. Yavol!

 

 

 

 

sjitt hvað ég er duglegur að skrifa. sjitturinn barasta.

 

Athugasemdir

[Marinó Már Marinósson, 23.7.2008 kl. 23:18]

Góður.       

duglegur að skrifa? Það er af því að þú sleppir alltaf að skrifa stóran staf.  

[Hilmir Arnarson, 23.7.2008 kl. 23:59]

Duglegur... já rétt, sleppir stóru stöfunum og skrifar líka oft... ferstihen sie?